Oh my stars, where do I begin with this plastic piano drum kit that promised me symphonies but delivered only headaches? Let’s dive into this debacle, shall we? I’m Sherry, and I’ve seen plenty in my 60 years, but this little number takes the cake!
First off, it’s supposed to be a piano AND a drum kit. Sounds like a dream, right? Wrong! The piano keys stick more than my old post-it notes, and the drum sounds like you’re tapping on an old tin can—absolutely dreadful. I thought I’d introduce my grandchildren to the joys of music, but all they got was a lesson in frustration.
And durability? Non-existent! It survived all of three enthusiastic toddler jam sessions before the middle C key decided to take a permanent vacation. And the drumstick? Snapped faster than you can say ‘Beethoven’s Fifth.’ I expected more bang for my buck, not for the buck to be the only bang!
To cap it all off, this $10 piece of plastic whimsy has the audacity to be obnoxiously bright with stickers that started peeling off as soon as we pulled it out of the box. Now, I’m usually a fan of vibrant colors, but this is just an eyesore.
Save your money, dearies. Buy a nice book or a sturdier toy that won’t fall apart faster than you can spell ‘Beethoven.’ Remember, Sherry knows best, and this plastic piano drum kit is not it!
SherryTheCherry60 –
Oh my stars, where do I begin with this plastic piano drum kit that promised me symphonies but delivered only headaches? Let’s dive into this debacle, shall we? I’m Sherry, and I’ve seen plenty in my 60 years, but this little number takes the cake!
First off, it’s supposed to be a piano AND a drum kit. Sounds like a dream, right? Wrong! The piano keys stick more than my old post-it notes, and the drum sounds like you’re tapping on an old tin can—absolutely dreadful. I thought I’d introduce my grandchildren to the joys of music, but all they got was a lesson in frustration.
And durability? Non-existent! It survived all of three enthusiastic toddler jam sessions before the middle C key decided to take a permanent vacation. And the drumstick? Snapped faster than you can say ‘Beethoven’s Fifth.’ I expected more bang for my buck, not for the buck to be the only bang!
To cap it all off, this $10 piece of plastic whimsy has the audacity to be obnoxiously bright with stickers that started peeling off as soon as we pulled it out of the box. Now, I’m usually a fan of vibrant colors, but this is just an eyesore.
Save your money, dearies. Buy a nice book or a sturdier toy that won’t fall apart faster than you can spell ‘Beethoven.’ Remember, Sherry knows best, and this plastic piano drum kit is not it!